10. Do I really have 500 friends? Really?
9. Voyeurs. Stalkers, pic one.
8. Yes, your weekend was cooler than mine, and you have to pictures to prove it.
6. Pinterest won
5. 500 friends and not one comment, heart sinks, self esteem plummets.
3. I have more to say than I can fit in my update space.
2. My kids missed me .
1. The spirit told me to.